Veronica: So how's the Sheriff business?
Keith: Pretty sweet. We got Otis sleeping it off in cell one and Lamb has to wear the Clete the Crime-Fighting Canine costume to all the elementary schools this week.

Dick: Guess who's going commando?
Duncan: Must we?

Veronica: Tell me about everything! Tell me about this new guy, tell me about Vassar...
Lilly: Guy is gone. There was a little disagreement about fooling around with his ex.
Veronica: That bastard.
Lilly: Oh, no no, it was um, it was me. I kinda fooled around with his ex. I mean, you'd think that guys would dig that, right? ...What? It's college, it's expected. You'll see.

Mac: Guess what?
Veronica: What?
Mac: Beaver got us a room at the Neptune Grand for tonight.
Veronica: Ooh la la.
Mac: Any advice?
Veronica: Close your eyes and think of England?

Veronica: Where's your brother?
Dick: I think he took Ghost World up to his room. They're probably up there makin' love. Or playing Dungeons and Dragons. Or both. At the same time. They're both, like, twelfth-level dorks. Just sayin'.

Veronica: [Veronica's pointing the gun at Cassidy] Logan, move away from him.
Logan: Veronica, don't.
Veronica: He killed my father. He killed all the kids on the bus...he raped me!
Logan: Don't do it. You're not a killer, Veronica. Give me the gun. You're not a killer.

Logan: Beaver, don't!
Cassidy: My name is Cassidy!
Logan: Cassidy, don't.
Cassidy: Why not? [silence] That's what I thought. [He jumps, commiting suicide]

Logan: So.....
[As Veronica is walking out, Logan puts her bags down and starts to kiss her.]
Veronica: [laughing] What are you doing?
Logan: I'm not going to see you for a whole week. That's like...a month.
Veronica: Yeah, but then I'll be back and everything will be fine.
[Logan kisses Veronica on her neck.]
Logan: You say that but I don't know.
Veronica: I know. I can feel it.
Logan: And you're never wrong?
[Veronica shakes her head.]
Logan: No?
[Kendall turns on the light and walks in]
Kendall: Aw, young love. No, no, hold that position. Norman Rockwell wants to come in and paint you two. Did he pin on his pin, or was he too shy?
Veronica: Why are you here?
Logan: Yeah, I didn't know you could come out during daylight hours.
Kendall: I have a business proposition for your father.
Veronica: Okay, but I'm warning you: he doesn't carry much cash.
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